mymomisafob.com - Courtesy Nova
Continuing on the theme of everything Asian, this website hits it on the mark. People who spoof Asians on primetime television don’t quite get the little grammar errors and mispronunciations that make Asian moms the cutest of all moms.
A preview:
YOU ARE STILL A BLOOMING GARDEN
January 17, 2009
This was over breakfast.
Mom: So, do you have boyfriend yet?
Me: No, no. Not right now.
Mom: This good. You must protect your rose.
Me: … my rose?
Mom: All girls have rose. It no good to lose it early. Boys want to pick your rose, but you no let them. If every boy pick your rose, garden will be empty!! Then what give your husband then? No one will want to marry you. *dramatic sigh* Then you end up with old man with bad teeth, like Mama here.
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