moms.
me: psffffff (making a weird noise)
mom: what is that? is it from the kitchen?
me: i don’t know… Psffffffffffff
mom: don’t you hear that? what IS that?
me: i don’t know! psssfffff
mom: i am going to go check! (gets up)
brother: you’re a retard
mom: was that you?! why did you make me get up?
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
mom: … you know i have high blood pressure?
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